2nd round here we come...

Well everyone I guess it's time I post my second blog.

were going to look at each series and try to determine the keys to success

San Jose vs Detroit.

San Jose -
-Will change there slogan effective immediatly to "failoffs" Because it's not choking if it's expected.

-Dan Boyle will change his last name to Smith, trying to shake off any comparisons of you know..putting the puck into the net (side notes, the McCabe and Phillips are still in use)

-Thorton will have a multiple chats with Marleau, telling him several times " If you don't play well, do you REALLY want to play with Wilson again".

-Training staff will have to make sure Nabakov doesn't want to play with that red jersey...what was that again, team Russia?

Detroit
- Chris Chelios will report to the practice squad, for the purpose of putting his choking spell on San Jose, rumor has it he learned that during his first Stint with Detroit in 2454 BC.

- Abdelkater will try to fight Ryan Clowe to motivate his team, only to be knocked out, pulled up and knocked out again. We call this move....the Colton Orr on Matt Carkner.

- The Red Wings will try to injure any European forwards on San Jose, trying to eliminate there soul weakness, Defenceman to European tip in play.

Chicago vs Vancouver

Chicago
- Chicago hires Eddie the Eagle for the second round as a goalie coach, to teach goalies the "Quickly exit the ice after an over time loss" technique

-Andrew Ladd pretends everyone on Vancouver calls him gutless, then proceeds to Mangle their faces, except Burrows, who lands on his back before Ladd lands a punch

-Campbell asks for the boards to be padded, and to have a mirror on his helmet so he can check behind him for Ovechkin.

-Kane buys a taxi company and declares the slogan- " Gloves off for low prices"

Vancouver
- Before the first round, hire Stephan Auger to ref all games, claiming Chicago won't know what's coming.

- Tell Samuelson he's benched from this round, letting him go a tear for the rest of the playoffs.

-Luongo decides he's going to play referee for the game, raising his hand on every penalty they think they should have forgetting his actual job is to..you know...stop the puck.

Pittsburg vs Montreal

Pittsburg
- Sidney Crosby misses the first round due to Mario finally getting upset, forcing Sidney to move out claiming "This kid STILL can't grow a playoff beard"

-Maxim Talbot claims he's a superstar and wants to get the winning goal of a big game, haha yeah, like that's ever happend

-Mario signs Billy Volek and snickers "No one is going to stop US from repeating this year"

Montreal
- Before every home game the habs bring out the top 10 Montreal players off all time and honour them. Getting caught in the moment Guy Lafluer promptly storms off the ice and sets the dressing room on fire.

-Declaring the biggest upset since Patrick Roy not letting in 9 goals, Montreal declares it's going to celebrate it's 100th year..again....and again...and again.

- Jaroslav Halak rips his mask off and reveals that he is indeed the 1986 Patrick Roy we all thought he was.

Boston vs Philly

Boston
- Chara rips off the mask, gets super angry and declares himself the Incredible Cook. Savard then magically concusses himself and runs away.

- Tuuka Rask writes a pre game letter to JFJ and Raycroft for letting him experience this thing called a fairy tale to leafs fan, aka the playoffs. He then storms out of the office throwing water bottles on to the ice

-Mark Recchi declares, Boucher who..it's not like he's Ryan Miller or Patrick Lalime over there.

Philly
-Chris Pronger goes to the medical staff claiming he has an itch in his elbow...

-Brian Boucher actually realizes who he is, and might actually play like he did during the regular season.

-Carcillo vows that he'll calm down and not take stupid penalties again, Ray Emery looks down and laughs saying "Yeah right, and I will never push a russian trainer again"

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